Mustache

Yeah, this is tarded.
Seriously.
If you really wanna know, it's a very old inside joke.
The story isn't very exciting. I was writing in my journal one night when I was very tired and hadn't slept in days, and I was writing gibberish.
This was one of the things that I wrote down, and looking at it later, I couldn't stop laughing. xD
So yeah.
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